Happy Birthday Prince!

I remember you. My mom had your record and I used to play it even when I wasn't allowed to even GO NEAR her record player. I was soooo jealous of my sister and her best friend because their actual names are Lisa and Wendy just like your backup girls. I wanted to have sex with you before I even knew what sex was. Your music was so hot back then. YOU were so hot back then.

So ya, don't think I'm not totally going to be out tonight celebrating your day at Mercury bar. Duh!

PS: Nocturnal Sound Crew KILLED it last night. OMG that was like the most fun ever. Thankyouthankyouthankyou!!

PS: ROSS!!